Posts Tagged ‘jeremy’
jeremy: if you went to my school we’d be dating.
me: probably.
jeremy: we’d also hold hands in public and have lots of sex.
me: in public?
jeremy: only sometimes.
me: oh okay, cool.
sometimes we’re weird and have video-chat dates. i’m disgusted with myself.
Instant Message Conversation between me and Jeremy (my one and only gay friend)
me: how are you and your guy?
jeremy:soooo good
jeremy: i kinda have a boyfriend
me: that’s hot.
jeremy: he and i really like eachother
jeremy: are you pissed?
me: why would i be pissed?
jeremy: cuz i’m takennn
me: haha, yup totally.
me: no, not at all! i couldn’t even date [...]
