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I am the only sane member of my family. That’s all.

Including those that aren’t thought to be actual relationships.
Talking to someone
Seeing someone
Hooking up with someone
Friends With Benefits
Fuck Buddies
Partners
Best Friends With Benefits (quite rare, but I’ve seen it)
Going Steady
Married
Dating
Casual Dating
Lovers
Hanging out with someone
Although the meaning is implied in the title of a relationship I still barely know what the fuck half of these mean.

Ugh.

I’ve returned to school to work for the entire the summer which could have been a really good decision or an absolutely terrible one. There’s no where to really do anything which sucks but because of that there isn’t anywhere to spend money so I can stock cash money before I blow it all on [...]

I spell things like favourite and colour and theatre the way a  Briton  would. Strange. 

Graduation?

Exactly 3 years from today’s date I will have graduated from college. I’m scared shitless about the real world. So I started looking at for a job three years in advance in order to relieve my fear. Now I’m really worried. 

why am i a magnet for:
closet cases.
bi- sexual closet cases.
or
“straight guys”.
and even worst “straight guys” with girlfriends
?

old text messages:
Antonio: I think I just reached super consciousness. 
Beth: Great! We’re official but don’t tell anyone. 
Cammie: Clarification: I’ll be in from 10 to 11 thirty hoping to drink enough to make the party tolerable.
Antonio: My balls ache.
Red: Where is my baby?
Rob: Back burner, desperately trying to get work done 
Ed: Yes I like gin…even if it [...]

dumb for liking you. 
dumb for letting you treat me like shit.
peace out, Rob.

hot, right?

i slept until nine thirty tonight. then i went out and drank until 4. 
its now five. i’m sober and i have two dates i HAVE to keep tomorrow. 
fuck my life.