old text messages:

Antonio: I think I just reached super consciousness. 

Beth: Great! We’re official but don’t tell anyone. 

Cammie: Clarification: I’ll be in from 10 to 11 thirty hoping to drink enough to make the party tolerable.

Antonio: My balls ache.

Red: Where is my baby?

Rob: Back burner, desperately trying to get work done 

Ed: Yes I like gin…even if it makes me an old dirty man. 

The Brit : Mr. Thinspriation – How could I forget to tell you? I’ve lost 3 lbs. 

Jeremy: So I might drunk text you tonight and maybe we could go for a walk?

I don’t expect any of these to make sense to you, Joe Public. They’re for me. Enjoy figuring them out though.


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