Instant Message Conversation between me and Jeremy (my one and only gay friend)

me: how are you and your guy?

jeremy:soooo good

jeremy: i kinda have a boyfriend

me: that’s hot.

jeremy: he and i really like eachother

jeremy: are you pissed?

me: why would i be pissed?

jeremy: cuz i’m takennn

me: haha, yup totally.

me: no, not at all! i couldn’t even date you if i wanted to because you’re like millions of miles away.

jeremy: you dont want to!?!? what the fuck, i like you still

me: eh… i mean….- its complicated.

 

Jeremy is completely in love with me. Too bad he’s 820 miles away.


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